I swear to god every time I tell somebody I’m vegan for the first time and they reply with “what do you eat, salad” it’s so infuriating like yes actually I do eat salad I fricking love salad my house is made of salad my boyfriend is a leaf I make my living as a salad inspector I plug my headphones into tomatoes and listen to raw vegan salad music YES I EAT SALAD WHAT DO U WANT ME TO SAY I DONT THINK I EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THAT COMMENT BEFORE YOU SAID IT
My mum just got tumblr and she’ll be reading this right now SHOUTOUT TO MY MUM
My mum didn’t even like this post how embarrassing.
VEGANSMUSTBESTOPPED IS FOLLOWING ME AM I DREAMING HOLY (VEGAN) FUDGE
i get so annoyed when people are like “not everyone can be vegan there are people living in food deserts” like damn dude i am not going after people in difficult situations, i am coming after u & ur 40 dollar gourmet cheese wheel
FUCK THIS GUYS I’M OUTTA HERE
So we decided it would be a good idea to plant this idea in our minds after moving into an old, wooden house with cracks in the floor and possibly ghosts and now we are terrified of leaving our rooms at night GREAT JUST GREAT
I don’t trust people who say water is their favourite drink have they even tried chocolate milk
I’m really, really particular about the placement of my things.